Tuesday, July 06, 2004

This is sooo long but pretty fun to write. Bear with me!

Alice's 101

1.I enjoy sports such as soccer and softball, which are really fun
2.Picked up softball 3 years ago, I play at left field and my batting sucks
3.Badminton and table tennis are fine too
4.Got a pair of inline skates but they're collecting dust right now
5.Wish I could skate well
6.I'm too fair-skinned for my own liking
7.Shopping is fun most of the time, except when I'm broke
8.I am desperately in need of a leather wallet
9.My current wallet has been with me since... JC?
10.I learned to play the piano when I was young
11.Stopped at grade 3 though
12.Regret not continuing, even though I pretty much sucked at it
13.Was a member of the St John's Ambulance Brigade until secondary 2
14.Represented my school in first aid competitions before
15.I actually sang for the school choir in primary school (haha!)
16.I don't like my current mobile phone but can't afford a new one
17.I wish I were more tech savvy
18.I'm uncomfortable with the size of my head
19.And the current length of my hair
20.Think my legs are too skinny and my fingers too fat
21.I like my ankles and eye brows
22.I like the gaps between my teeth and no, I don't need braces
23.My childhood ambition was to become a lawyer because my favourite uncle was one
24.Then later it became English or PE Teacher
25.Now it's to be a Fireman, after watching the SCDF advert on TV (not kidding!)
26.Love watching movies with Kirsten Dunst in them
27.Weepy movies are nice too
28.Movies that made me cry buckets were Windstruck, I Not Stupid and Fly me to Polaris
29.Currently watching Band of Brothers
30.Favourite show of the moment - Naruto
31.Favourite shows/movies of yesteryear - Dances with Wolves, Saving Private Ryan, Enemy at the Gates, Beach Boys, Home Alone
32.Been in three relationships my whole life
33.Currently in my favourite and last one
34.I dislike wearing longs
35.I like wearing slippers
36.I don't really like pets although my other half does...(How???)
37.Most of my good friends ride bikes or own dogs
38.The only bikes my parents will let me ride are leg powered
39.I think I'm too aloof
40.And too quiet
41.And anti-social
42.Unfortunately, I'm STILL schooling
43.White elephants I own include my inline skates, PS2 and bicycle
44.I like being alone sometimes because it does away with the need to talk to anyone and gives me time to think
45.I'm a procrastinator
46.I prefer Killiney's kaya toast to Ya Kun's, who likes toast that's as crispy as biscuits??
47.I LOVE HOCK HENG POPIAH!!! (at marina food court)
48.I perspire a lot when I eat chilli but that doesn't stop me from loving it
49.My favourite drink is coke - ice cold but without too much ice (lest it becomes diluted) and drunk through a straw
50.I live near East Coast but still don't know which Katong laksa is the authentic one
51.I used to stay in a HDB block that stands on its own, block 69
52.I can be mean if I want to
53.Drivers who hog the rightmost lane irritate me like hell
54.Drivers who switch lanes without signaling irritate me like hell
55.Falling asleep at the wheel and hitting the road divider has made me a safer driver
56.Reversing into a lorry recently has made me an even safer driver
57.I don't like to believe there's a reason for everything
58.People shouldn't like another person just because he/she is nice/friendly, that's so simplistic
59.People give me more credit for my English than is due
60.They also usually think I run faster than I actually can
61.I don't exactly enjoy running, I only do it when I have to
62.I hate disappointing and having to say no to people
63.I can't dance even if my life depended on it
64.Neither can I smile properly
65.My mum is the best cook in the world
66.My sister is almost as tall as me
67.My dad is currently working in Dubai
68.My nephew is a pest
69.I like going to the airport
70.Dream travel/honeymoon destinations - Caribbean or Arctic cruise, Spa holiday in the Maldives, London, Egypt to see the mummies and pyramids, New Zealand to see the scenery from The Lord of the Rings
71.I sometimes can't sleep because my right arm goes numb (is numb the right word?)
72.I have too many scars on my legs
73.I like watching planes fly over me
74.People who know me think I'm not how I seem initially, probably because I'm quiet and look serious
75.I know people who are actually lazier than me(!)
76.I'm usually too lazy to tell you everything I know about something
77.Recently started playing mahjong, which is fun as long as the coffers aren't empty!
78.People should just support their football clubs rather than spend time hating mine
79.Mine happens to be Manchester United
80.I'll never understand the hype over F1
81.Movies/shows I'll never watch - Waterboys, Iron Ladies and those with STUPID titles like So Close, All In, F***ked Up or whatever
82.I know of a coffee shop called Hee It... sounds very much like Kick It or Shoot It or Lick It...
83.I'm afraid of lizards
84.Sometimes, I like to pretend that I don't understand what you are saying or getting at just so that you have to SAY it out haha
85.My favourite ice-creams are Ben and Jerry's Pistachio Pistachio, Chubby Hubby and Chocolate Fudge Brownie (or something like that)
86.Bravissimo is nice too
87.I don't wear watches
88.My favourite burger is KFC's Zinger
89.I am a rather private person
90.I am impatient and have a pretty bad temper
91.I would love to own a Mini Cooper S Works and a penthouse near Fort Road
92.I don't write as well as I'd like to
93.Always wish I had written a diary
94.Taking pictures is fun, as is playing Snake on my 6510
95.I don't really like making decisions for people
96.I recently took a liking to bacon
97.Bonjour Pandan bread is the nicest bread I've tasted
98.I'd rather feel cold than hot
99.Arrogant people disgust me
100.As do noisy eaters, spitters, smelly people and those who intrude into my personal space
101.I wish I swore less often

Thursday, July 01, 2004



How to make a alice
Ingredients:

1 part pride

3 parts humour

5 parts leadership
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!